Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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