she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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