I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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