Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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