im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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