id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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