is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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