You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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