i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
