i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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