nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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