Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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