PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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