Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She's the barista slut.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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