you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I AM VODKA MAN
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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