I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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