Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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