you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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