Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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