if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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