I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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