Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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