Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
foreskin is a definite game changer
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Btw I puked in your glovebox
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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