is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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