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(847): View more from Illinois

the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.

(573): View more from Missouri

Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.

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(540): View more from Virginia

she says it's "been amazing lately"

(540): View more from Virginia

i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy

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(845): View more from New York

What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know

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(469): View more from Texas

She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese

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