Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize