I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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