Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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