We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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