We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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