Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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