You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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