I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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