If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Randomize
