You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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