Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
