You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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