What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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