The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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