her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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