I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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