i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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