you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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