Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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