why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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