Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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