i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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