Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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