is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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