its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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