You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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