seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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