If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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