I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
